Rule Nr 1 : RELAX

Buck the System

 

Don't be afraid! That is actually our slogan, unlike the shameless fear-mongering we are seeing in all types of marketing and politics. For example, if you watch TV or listen to the radio or socialize at all, you probably get bombarded with fear all the time. If we took all of them seriously, we would be wearing a helmet and full body armour on the way to the store to buy survival equipment, generators and truckloads of canned goods and water.

Each of our days would be filled with activities like drinking at least twelve glasses of purified water to wash down the eighteen supplements that we would surely perish without. We would have to vote for the candidate that scared us the most (about the other ones). We should take out a third mortgage and send them a huge check in order to ensure our continued 'freedom,' and then liquidate the rest of our assets to purchase an ounce of gold, since our money will be worthless in a few months.

99% of everything we have been warned to fear never happened; a chimp throwing darts could do better. Once upon a time they were selling shark cartiledge in capsules, because sharks don't get cancer. Evidently they chose the cartiledge because it doesn't decompose like soft tissue (which means that there is some available to sell). New forms of cure-all snake oil pop up on the market every 4.3 seconds, according to the Canadian Bureau of Frightening Statistics (CBFS).

Incidentally, the "end" is not near. Even the Mayan Calendar fails to predict that it is (contrary to popular "2012" rhetoric). So, it is all right to plan for success, improve yourself continuously and learn to relax effectively. We can help! We also specialize in eradicating specific fears and phobias, building a success and wealth mindset, fighting addictions and other beneficial subliminal audio. It really works, particularly if you are committed to your cause; we know, because new and returning customers thank us every month for participating in their success!

Self-Help is a very old concept!

The best part of all of this is the cost. Compare self-help (especially the Sprudio) with professional help, and your calculator will probably start smoking! After all, it's all self-help anyway.

 

 

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